Greetings from Austin. Perusing the inflight magazine today I once again found an ad for "Melby Ranch". Every inflight magazine I've read in recent memory (like many years) has contained an advertisment for this place featuring some dated looking photos with a smiling couple and a guy posing over a recently felled elk... a mythical paradise located somewhere in southern Colorado. What is this place and how is it possible they've advertised for this long... is it of infinite size? or does no one ever buy land there? And while I'm on the subject of in flight magazines what's with the Brazilian Steakhouses? Fo Dao Whatever, with pieces of beef the size of treetrunks? I think the only things more prolific are the corporate seminar ads.