In honor of the long weekend ahead (British holiday on Monday), I'm off to Paris tonight, then driving to the mysterious and forgotton nation of Luxembourg! I've read all 20 paragraphs ever written about this allegedly delightful paradise and indend to write at least the 21st when I get back on Tuesday.

The plan is to visit a place called Vianden and do some swimming and kayaking on the river there. Plus, looks like Bitburg isn't too far away - home of one of my favourite German beers, Bitburger, Bitte ein Bit! This could get dangerous.