July 11, 2003
Sausage Assault

"I just looked over and saw our wieners in a wad." - Milwaukee Brewers Manager, Ned Yost referring to the aftermath of a bizarre attack by bat-weilding Pittsburgh first baseman Randall Simon on an innocent, 8 foot tall Italian Sausage. And the press goes nuts.

Witness the video and equally hilarious [TV news report here]

Posted at 9:43 AM
Category: Milwaukee